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Things That Make You go NO SIR!!!!

So I was minding my own business walking through Wal-Mart (cause I was doing my new job) and all of the sudden I saw it. The death of the fashion police. I saw a man, no kidding, in a pearl snap button down long sleeve shirt. It was unsnapped all the way, and he had it tied up. I had to look twice. Cause at first glance you think...Now wait, that could not be what I think it is. But oh yes, it was. Unsnapped tied up. But with the second glance I got a full view of his chest hair, and we aren't talking two or three chest hairs...I am pretty sure the man had a sweater on underneath his clothes. I wish I had had my digital camera with me, because that would have been worth posting. They probably would have been offended by me taking a pic. And by they I mean him and his woman. She was not as fashionably dressed as he was. She was wearing a very VERY small white spaghetti strap tank top, complete with numerous stains down the front, and shorts that were about, I will say, 4 sizes to small. She seriously had a camel toe, and a wedgie. Now the part that bothers me the worst is that not only were they dressed HORRIBLY wrong, the part that bothers me the worst is that when they looked in the mirror they said DAMN we look good. And Mr. Tied Up shirt said damn baby those shorts and that tank top make you look hot. And Mrs. Camel Toe said you know what would make you look even better...If you tied that shirt up and unsnapped it. And with that they had their Wal-Mart going clothes. It was very much bad.

Camille was a Sneaky Exterminator in a past life. http://www.quizmeme.com/pastlife/quiz.php

Mine kinda sucks.

Meme from Mom

Hi everyone! PrincessofEverything threw this meme my way and now I am gonna answer it.

5 things I plan to do before I die:1. Sky Dive 2. Have a family (damnit when you fall in love they apparently want you to think about settling down...Who knew???) 3.Go across an ocean (Doesn't matter which ocean, just wanna go across one) 4. Play with a real giraffe 5. Learn to ski

5 things I can do:1. Swim like a fish! I love the water 2. Meet people in the oddest places (airplanes, Wal-Mart, elevators, you name it) and they just attach themselves to me. 3. Listen 4. Manage money 5. Give a killer smile.

5 things I cannot do:1.Find enough time in the day to get everything done that will make everyone happy. 2. Hold my breath for a long time. 3. Raise my left eyebrow 4. Wink my right eye without looking weird 5. A cartwheel

5 things that attract me to other people:1. Honesty 2. A good strong southern accent 3. How they treat others 4. Their hearts 5. Ability to carry on a conversation without starring at my boobs.

5 things I say most often:1. I love you 2. Oh that's gonna be a big NO MA'AM!!! 3. Purse, Keys, Phone, Bag, Scunchies...ok Baby Gator is that everything....yes ok, and we're off! 4. Oh good Lawrd and you know when they walked out of their house they said DAMN I look good! 5. Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, PATRICK HAYDEN CHOATE CALM DOWN!!!

5 celebrity crushes: (Sometimes it is the celebrity and sometimes it is the character that they play)1. Gil Grishom 2. Johnny Bravo (hey hot Momma). 3. Gus from Lonesome Dove 4. Sam Elliot 5. Doc Holliday (either from Tombstone or from the movie Wyatt Earp)

What a mamma's Boy!!!

I try to tell you all but no one ever listens. Patrick is my son! Cut and dried. He and I use to do everything together. He use to go to school with me when I would just have one class, he would wait in the car for me, when I worked at Edu-Care he would go to work with me, he sleeps in my room at night, he hangs out with me all the time. I try to tell you people, but just like always no one ever listens. So, my wonderful B tells me that he will watch P-dog for me while I am gone to training. The last thing I told B was don't spoil my dog. He does not need to eat people food all the time, and do not I repeat do NOT let him ride in the front seat of your pickup. Just like everyone else in the world he did not listen to me either. Here's the original story that I got from B while I was away. Patrick won't sleep, he won't get out of the pickup, he won't eat his food and he howls all night long. YEAH, I felt so bad. First off how could I leave my precious baby dog? Just so everyone knows, yes I did call and talk to Patrick while I was gone. I didn't want him to forget who I was. So now, truth be told here's the real story about what happened last week with Patrick. Would everyone like to know what Patrick was eating for breakfast every morning? BEEF JERKY! B would take P-dog to the convince store and they would BOTH go in and Patrick would get to pick out what beef jerky he wanted that day. Did he ride in the back of the pickup? No sir! Patrick got to ride in the passenger side, with the air conditioner on. Hell, half the time I don't run the air conditioner. B and P-diddy (as B calls him) would go ride around half the day. Ok, he didn't sleep much at night because he was up howling all night, but that's because B wouldn't let him in the house. And as we all know...Patrick Baby sleeps in the house. There is a reason that he was not allowed in the house anymore and that's because the one time that he did get to go in the house he ate the cats (Dumpster, Paxter, Missy, and Kaci) out of house and home. I forgot to tell B that P-dog loves cat food. I guess its really no comparison to Beef Jerky everyday. He didn't have to be put on a leash, he got to do whatever he wanted. Yeah, what a rough weekend for Patrick, and see...yall thought I spoiled him.

It Has Never Felt So Nice

Hey everyone, I am super glad to be home. I never thought I would miss the wind, the people, and the faint smell of cow poopy. But I did! I had an awesome time in Plano (close to Dallas). I went shopping and I now have almost everyone's Christmas gifts bought. All I have left to buy for is Razz, Pooh, tree, and Bryan. Four of the most difficult people in the world to buy for. LOL. So my trip started off with me meeting a very nice lady on the plane who's name was Sharron. She works for Kelly industries and she recruits engineers. I don't know what the engineers do, she just recruits them. So I get to Dallas Love field, and the girl that's going to pick me up was late due to traffic. But no big deal, cause she was super sweet so that made up for it. We go to the Corp office, which was WAY nicer than anywhere I have ever been in my entire life!!! Then we went to lunch at Macaroni Grill. OMG I had this awesome Paste Milano. OMG OMG OMG! It was so great, if anyone has a recipe please e-mail it to me. So then we go back to Corp to do some training. Then we got our Corp cars, and went to our hotel. I went out with Natalia that night and had a great time just hanging out with her. The next morning we went to a Wal-Mart store just to get some in store type action training. It really wasn't that hard, there's just a lot to remember. That night I went to the Allen outlet mall and did so much shopping. (Geez, I came home in debt!) Ok, wow I just my credit card and its really not that bad. I am way surprised! So anyways, the next day we went to another store to do some more training and then I got in my new Chevy Cobalt and went to Wichita Falls to work with Joe. He is awesome! One really good guy! His wife Judy was super sweet too. So I worked with Joe on Thursday. I almost cried when he asked me where I was staying. I got put in the HORRIBLE motel, called Days Inn. Now ok yall, most of yall know me pretty well. I am not a picky person when it comes to where I am going to sleep, but I was so scared of this place that I brought all of my stuff in from the car in case my car got broken into. I swear Osama Bin Laden was running the place, and Saddam Hussein was his night manager. But Saddam is now going by Mr. "B", just so everyone knows. Now it did occur to me to look and see if he is still driving his old Cadillac, you know that one that he was driving when I saw him in P-ville, but I didn't see his hoopty in the parking lot. So Joe got me out of the EXTREMELY SCARY motel and into the La Quinta. As far as I am concerned Joe F. Is a God sent! So Friday I got to come back to my beloved west Texas. I missed you all so much. Bryan came to see me on Friday and brought my baby dog back. I missed both of them so much while I was gone. On another note Bryan and I are getting really serious, can I am so excited about that. It just makes me smile to think about him. Ok, sorry sorry sorry, mushy stuff. That's a blog for another time. I just wanted everyone to know how much I missed them and how much I love them. Talk to yall soon.

Kisses,

Baby Gator

That damned satalite feed just won't work, so lets all pretend its an old timey radio show this week...shall we?? Thanks for everyones patiences. I know how everyone loves the Patrick Show. Ok, how wierd is this? The pics will come up on this post but not on the actual Patrick Show post...how odd!

Satellite Problems

Ok yall, the Patrick Show is on stand by because the producers can't get the satellite to feed right. That also means that Baby Gator can't seem to get the pictures to upload, but I will keep working on it. Thank you for your patience.

Does Everyone Know What Time It Is???

Its Patrick Show Time!!! I am your host…Patrick! Lets give a big round of applause to our in house band…Chachi and His Good Times One Man Hamster Band. ~Chachi breaks into the famous song Wild Thang and the crowd goes nuts~ We have a very special guest today coming to us live via satellite from Tulia, Texas. Lets give a big Patrick Show welcome to Paxter the cat. Welcome Paxter. ~Paxter snarls at the camera~ “Hello Patrick. Thank you for having me.” Well its our pleasure Paxter. How are things on the farm? Have you been out on the tractor lately? How is dear sweet aka hates me with a passion Dumpster? “Well Patrick, everything is going well here. Grandma got a new washing machine…it’s very nice…doesn’t even wake me up when I am sleeping. I haven’t been on a tractor lately, they keep breaking down. Can’t keep the damn things running. As for Dumpster, well, he is ok. He keeps trying to pick fights with me, just because I don’t have my front claws, but I can still show him who’s boss!” Who? “I am. I am the boss, Patrick. Me, Paxter Loo Sharp.” Oh, I didn’t even know! So Paxter, are you excited about me trip to the farm next week? I will be staying with yall until my Mom gets home from her business trip. “Well, not really Patrick, you see my Daddy pay as much attention to me when you are around so I have to say that no I am not all that excited. Plus you tend to make Dumpster furious, and you just don’t want to mess with Dumpster when his tails fluffs up like that. Trust me, you just don’t want to do that! Are you excited about coming?” Well yes as a matter of fact I am excited about coming down to hang out with everyone next week. I am a bit sad that I will not be able to sleep inside the house, but my Mom already told me that she will pack all of my toys, my bed, my bowls, and all of my things to make my stay on the farm as smooth as possible. Also, she said that B will let me go with him to work, and that maybe I might get to rid on the tractor with him. ~Paxter looks unimpressed~ “I could ride on the tractor if I wanted too, but I choose not to because I would have to rid in the pickup to get there, and its just not my thing.” Well that’s because you’re a cat and cats can’t ride in the pickup like dogs do. “Dog Doo is about right!” How dare you say that to me!!! I am Patrick of the Patrick Show, get off my satellite! *Voice over* We interrupt this show for an emergency test of the national broadcast system. ~BEEEEEEPPPPPP~

My Dreams Last Night

I am not sure if everyone knows this or not, but I DO NOT LIKE SPIDERS!!! And what was in my dreams last night? Spiders. I dreamed that I was in my Mama and Dad's back yard and there were all these spider webs around me, and all these webs were just covered in spiders. Then there was this really big spider, about the size of my fist and I stepped on him, and he was hollow on the inside but all this blue ink started to come out and it got all over my feet. It was a lot of blue ink cause I was wearing my big tall flip flops that Nat gave me. And all these spiders started to crawl all over me, and I was screaming and they just kept coming. I took off my flip flops and was swatting at them but it did no good. What do yall think that could mean?

Farming is my new hobby!

People say that farming is hard. I can say from experience, that it really isn't that difficult. I mean I rode on the tractor with B on Saturday and let me tell you it wasn't that bad! I just sat on this little ledge/window sill/ really dirty bench thing and talked to B for the lonest. I had a great time. B on the other hand probably thought Oh Dear Lord! Why did I bring her out here? But just so everyone knows...he talks a lot too! Maybe not as much as me, but still he talks a lot too! Anyways, B took these of me and I thought they were cool so I wanted to share them with all of yall.

Sweet Taylor

Oh you silly people! Of course I am not done. B has to have the cutest neice ever, not counting A, B, or L! But other than them, the cutest ever. he told me not to be offended if Tater didn't take really well to me, because she isn't a fan of new people. I said ok, but kids usually just love me. And they really do...its strange! He was like ok Baby Gator but don't be surprised ok! I said ok, sometimes its just easier to agree. So I walk in the door at his folks house, and when Tater looks at me she goes "Well hi Baby!" I said "Hi Princess!" And we became fast friends. She is a blonde haired blue eyed cutie that is super sweet. I can't wait to see her and her Mom again (B's sister). I also feel in well with the rest of the family. They welcomed me in like I was one of their own. A rather large number of them said that they hoped that I stick around cause they can see how much B loves me, and that they think I will just fit right in. I think the actual analegy they used was we go together like peas and carrots, but since I REALLY don't like carrots I didn't want to use that one. So anyways, here's some pics of Tater, Teri (B's big sis and Tater's Mom), and of course your loveable baby gator.

Here's More.

I can't seem to get the picture to be in places I want them to be. So I decided to just post again. Its been a while since I have blogged for the sake of blogging. Ok, so more about the weekend. Here is a pic of me and Bryan in the pickup. I took it myself. Ok, I took it a couple of times, but I would either end up cutting off part of my head or part of his, so finally I got it right. I took me long enough. lol. There's one of us with me wearing my sunglasses and one without. I thought yall could enjoy both. These were taken in his pickup as we were driving through a field. I knew Shalissey Pooh would be proud. Don't we look so cure together? If you don't think so then don't answer that, cause I am way excited about this so don't burst my bubble. He asked me to wear his Marine Corp ring (looks a lot like a class ring, but its from the Marine Corp), I said I would. I have to tell yall after everything that happened back in March-May really did something to me and I haven't been able to feel excitement and joy since then. One look from him and I get butterflies again and kinda feel like I wanna pee. How's that for romance huh? Sorry sorry sorry...mushy stuff again. I just wanted to let everyone who I care about, and who reads my blog, know how happy I am!

Who had an awesome time? I did I did!!!

This weekend was so wonderful. I got to spend a lot of time with someone that I can't seem to get off my mind. *Warning* Mushy stuff to follow shortly! Don't you just adore love in the fall! Bryan and I had such a wonderful time with his family, my only regret is that I didn't get to stay longer, oh wait there is one more...I wish I had gotten more pictures. So I thought I would post some of my favorite ones on here. I hope yall I like looking at them, couse geez I enjoyed being there and having them taken or taking them!
This is Bryan, ok not reall the best picture of him and Paxter, his cat. Paxter is roughly 10 million pounds and has no front claws and doesn't go outside. If you think you know who runs this house just wait. The orange cat is Dumpster. Yes thats right Dumpster, he has to be one of the largest cats I have ever seen. And just so everyone knows....Dumpster also does not go outside. But he would look through the big glass dog at Patrick and puff up and hiss really scray like. Apparently Dumpster is not a fan of the Patrick Show.

The Patrick Show

Well hello everyone, and welcome to another espisode of The Patrick Show! I am your host...Patrick! Lets all give a big round of applause to our in house band...Chachi and His Good Times One Man Hamster Band. ~wild applause~ Gee Chachi, I just don't see how you play all those instruments by yourself!?!? "Well Patrick, thats why its called Chachi and His ONE MAN HAMSTER BAND, cause its just me, rockin it on the drums and jammin out on the guitar." ~Patrick seems disinterested~ Today our special guest is Coco the Attack Cat from Upstrairs, lets give a warm Patrick Show welcome to Coco. How are you doing today Coco? "Purrrfect Patrick, and how about yourself?" Oh doin just great, just great I tell ya! So Coco, how do you like living with Ed your human? "Oh Patrick I must tell you Ed is a great guy, i have him trained very well. When I meow he gives me food, when I rub up against him he pets me. It takes a lot to train a human that well." I know what you mean Coco, my human still hasn't learned that when I look at the fridge that means I want something from in there. "Well Patrick I have learned that it takes years to train a human in the way that they should act." I know exactly what you mean Coco, have they ever been playing with the ball with you ~Patricks tail begins to wag~ and then they do that fake throw thing. Makes me so mad. I just want to say..."way to go, yo ufooled the dog. There's a proud moment for the top of the food chain!" "Oh I know what you mean Patrick, Ed has a feather on a stick and he moves it around, and that stick has weird powers...I tell ya Patrick. That damn thing makes me dance every time!" Oh my gosh Coco, I can't believe how long we have been talking. Our time is up for today, but you will have to come back on the show and bring your other roommate...the spider. "Oh yes Patrick we will have to do this again. Thank you so much for having me on today. It has been just too much fun. Kisses dear Patrick, kisses." Well thank you for being here with us today Coco, lets give another round of applause ladies and gentleman for Coco the attack cat from upstairs. And one more big hand for your favorite band and mine Chachi and His Good Times Hamster Band! ~Patrick turns to Chachi...Chachi looks mad!~ Thats Chachi and His Good Times One Man Hamster Band, Patrick. ~Patrick looks embarrassed~ Please excuse me ladies and gents....what I meant was Chachi and His Good Times One Man Hamster Band. Thank you all for being here and until next time! ~Patrick blows a kiss to the crowd~