Let me give you a little background before I start this story...Ron (my boss) has had heart surgery. Something like quadruple bypass or something, maybe triple...I don't know. Keep this in mind as I tell this story. So today Shalisse and I decide to go to lunch because we are tired of being at the office and it is really stressful cause corporate income tax needed to be turned in approximately one eternity ago and Ron brought it to Shalisse today at 11:30. So we decide to go to Golden China. We decided this by doing a very scientific experiment and writing restaurants down on pieces of paper and I had Shalisse draw one out. *I digress* So we are walkin through Ron's office and say "Hey Ron, we're going to lunch." See that...No invitation! He says "Where are yall going?" We say "Golden China, or as you refer to it...The Human Feed Trough." He says "that sounds good, I think I'll go too." See that still...No invetation. So we go, we eat just like normal, then Shalisse and I go to get dessert. We got ice cream, both Vanilla. We are passing by the buffet and we spotted them...The fried sugar biscuits. Whats a girl to do...So we got some. And we go back to our table. Ron looks at us and says "Fried sugar biscuits huh, those aren't good for you they will kill ya! HAHAHA!" Shalisse and I take this as wow you hefiers, did you not get enough. Well Ron goes back to the buffet, and I looked at Shalisse and says *all tacky like* "Fried sugar biscuits, those will kill you!" And without missing a beat Shalisse comes back with "Only if you have a heart condition and I don't!" and eats a sugar biscuit. We both laugh and when Ron came back to the table do you know what he had...yep you guessed it sugar biscuits! So later that day at work Shalisse and I were in her office and Ron walks in and starts talking to us, then he is rubbing his chest and says something about his arm/shoulder hurting still and he thinks he is gonna die. And I returned with "Its those fried sugar biscuits!" He laughed, so did we.

The Interview Courtesy of Princess of Everything...aka my Mom

And for my Baby Gator:
1) How fast can an Officer with the Canyon PD run on foot?
An officer of the Canyon PD can run approximately slower than Christmas. If this fat girl can out run an officer of CPD then things need to be a changin'. Not even kiddin. Maybe it was adrenalin maybe it was that he has to wear so much crap attached to his body (ok ok ok uniform), all I know is I was a'skeered and I was a'runnin. (FAST!)

2) How did you get that scar on your eyebrow?
For some dang reason my Dad (granddad) and Van (who-ha) thought it would be a good idea to let me go down the biggest hill in Clarendon. Dad was in front I was in the middle and who ha was bringing up the back (as usual). Well there is a stop sign at the bottom of the hill and I didn't have foot breaks on my bike just hand breaks and I didn't know how to use them that well, so when Dad stopped I did not and I hit the back of his bike and fliped over my handle bars and landed face first into the pavement covered street. Who ha went to get Mom and Mama cause they were walkin at the track at Clarendon College. Dad got me into some peoples yard and we left out bikes there. The next think I remember is riding in Van's pick up to Memphis hospital and I wanted to go to sleep but Mom wouldn't let me. Aunt Susan met us up at the hospital and they had a really big shiney light like at the denist office. I looked like butt afterwards, it was not pretty and I have and will always have a scare to remember that wonderful day.

3) Just how many holes are there???
Depends on what kind of whole you are asking about. The number of wholes I have from being pierced is 6, but I will get more. The number of wholes in the back yard all depends on the number of new holes P-dog has dug since I have been at work today, I'll say theres a good 9 holes in the back yard.

4) How many fish was it?
37, and after you kill of 37 fish from one place they tend to not let you buy anymore. I think the exact words of some pimply face 15 year old kid was "Um...ma'am...I am not going to be able to let you get anymore fish from us for a while. Cause, um...you keep killing them". It was a good day for some poor fish that was going to have to go home with us. We finally figured out that it was just to hot in out in our dorm room and the fish were basically cooking to death.

5) If you could return do a year over, what year would you do and why?
I have thought about this one for about three hours now, and I have decided that I would not go back and change any of them. The things I have been through and done have made me the person that I am today. I do not like all the places I have been or the things I have done, but I do not let the tear me down (in the long run). So my answer here is no year, I am a strong person because of my years (as few as they are)
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