You can't make something this good up!!!!

I kid you not!!! This is actually an ad in this weeks addition of the Thrifty Nickel. Please keep in mind it is only a part-time position and you have to apply in person. Lol, just because you can use spell check doesn't mean it will work. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is just too funny!

For this year...

I have, of course, decided to make a few New Year's Resolutions. So here they are.

1. Lose 40 lbs this year.
2. Do at least one major project to my house each month.
3. Exercise at least 3 times a week, doesn't matter how, where, or when; just exercise.
4. Get married to the man I love so much (pending he pulls his head out of his ass and keeps it out).
5. Clean my house once a week. You laugh. I don't mind cleaning other people's just my own.
6. To travel to at least 5 places out of my normal routine this year.
7. Live confidently that I am smart, beautiful, and worth everything in this world.
8. To not go to work everyday in my yoga pants and a t-shirt, I will dress nicely for work at least three days a week.
9. To blog every week.
10. To pay more attention to the people that mean the most to me, family and friends both.

Ok, well that's it. What are your's? Or did you make any?