And if everyone else was jumping off of a bridge.....

I would say NO MA’AM!!! I don’t do heights.
My uncle once: Oh good Lord. What has my Uncle done only once. Lol, so I am gonna change this one to My Mama Once: She hit Old Nasty with a stick. There was this black swan out at the Horn B Game Ranch outside Hedley, TX and his name was Old Nasty. My mama couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn if she tried, but she threw a stick at Old Nasty and caught him right between the wings and he got his wings stuck in the upright position, and I ran to my Dad and yelled “Dad Dad, Mama hit Old Nasty with a stick.” And my Dad had to go catch Old Nasty and get the stick out.High school was: A time that I learned a lot. Not in school, because I didn’t retain that much book knowledge. But life in general. I will never forget: The first time my Mama ever told me she was proud of me. It was in a card, earlier this year. I was 22 and starting grad school and Mama wrote me a card and said she was so proud of the person I have become and the person that she knows that I will be. I once met: I have never met these people but I spot famous people all the time. I saw grandpaw from HeeHaw in Dairy Queen one time, Jesus driving down the interstate in a late 80’s model Baby Blue Ford Taurus, Waylon Jennings and Willy Nelson at the Toot-N-Totum on Tascosa Road, Merl Hargard using a pay phone at Allsups in Plainview, and Saddam Housine (sp?) driving an old Cadillac in Plainview. I swear I have seen all these people. I wouldn’t make this stuff up. Oh yeah, I also saw Shaq riding a Harley in Amarillo. It really was him; he was riding with Willy G. Davidson of Harley Davidson.
Once at a bar: I won $30 in quarters. Midnight Rodeo…Amarillo, Texas…St. Patrick’s Day 2002. By noon I'm usually: Saying so….anyone interested in some lunch type action?
Last night: I went walking with Shalisse, and then went home and walked on the gazelle.If only I had: a magic carpet.Next time I go to church: My Mom will probably cry tears of joy. Though I am thinking about going. Maybe, I will join a nice singles group or something. Yes, yes, I see myself doing this. Lol.
When I turn my head left: a vomit bag that my salesman brought me back from Memphis, TN. I made it into a hand puppet. And the posting that my Mom did about me and grad school, and some pics of the girlies, Kye baby, Tyler, Greg the salesman, and BR the salesman.
When I turn my head right: My picture of Patrick Hayden, and some papers that I need to file, and hole puncher.You know when I'm lying when: I just don’t do it anymore. Its not even worth it cause I can’t lie. People always know.
Every day I think about: how close the weekend is, and how I am going to sleep in, and how geez, I need to do a lot of stuff. By this time next year: I will be a size 10 or maybe an 8, with a better paying job that has room for advancement. I have a hard time understanding: Why it is that if people don’t like their current situation they don’t change it. I mean you can sit around bitchin and moaning, but either fish or cut bait. Don’t just sit around thinking poor me my life sucks. Do something about it!!!If I ever go back to school I'll: be aware that summer has past and it is now fall. You know I like you when: I kid around with you, and can be sarcastic in front of you.If I won an award the first person I'd thank is: My Mom for always having faith in me to do things, and the rest of my family for being supportive (for the most part) in everything that I have ever done.
My ideal breakfast is: my Dad’s cinnamon toast.
A song I love, but do not have is: Don’t Ask Me How I Know by ok I don’t know who sings it.
If you visit my hometown, I suggest: Don’t take that damned cow tour! Stupid fiberglass cows. I never did understand that. And that you get a Cherry Lime-aid from My-T-Burger, they are the best I don’t care what anyone else says. Why won't anyone: learn how to give the thank you wave, when you let them into traffic. I think if they don’t give the thank you wave, you should be allowed to ram into their car. If you spend the night at my house: always let my dog in at night, and it has to be quiet and dark for me to go to sleep. So if you think you might have to go to the potty in the middle of the night please memorize the lay out of my place so that you won’t wake me up when turn on the kabillion watt light bulbs on my vanity. I'd stop my wedding for: Not a damn thing. I don’t see myself ever finding someone that I think I can spend extremely extended periods of time with, so don’t hold your breathe on the wedding thing. But if I do ever get married, come hell or high water I am going through with it.The world could do without: stupid people, I swear they are everywhere, and cute little skinny girls that show off their flat tummys on television (who’s bitter?).I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: no ma’am!!! There will be no cockroach belly licking, under no circumstances, no ma’am!!!Paper clips are more useful than: those hole punchers that punch like a kabillion holes. Ok, more like 8 or 9 holes, but who needs that many holes in their paper anyways? Unless you are trying to make confetti there is no need for that many holes.And by the way: I have no idea how you would even do a blog swap! My Mom could probably tell you how (Princessandthebeads), I don’t know that many people that read my blog so I really don’t think it would matter to much with me. But if my Mom said Hey Baby Gator we are gonna do this, I would just jump on the band wagon.
The last time I was drunk: I sang GS songs on the stump in my front yard with one of my best friends Amy Hudson. She was on the one stump and I was on the other and we put on a concert for our friends. Ah, the good old days. Can’t really do things like that at my new place, lol.