Patrick Show
It's THE PATRICK SHOW!!!!!!!
Hello Ladies and Gentleman welcome to the Patrick Show, I am your host...Patrick! Lets give a round of applause for our in house entertainment Chachi and His Good Times One Man Hamster Band. Thank you Chachi...love the new drum set.
Today out special guest in some you all know and love...Please give a warm Patrick Show welcome to Cody the Bear! ~wild applause~
welcome Cody...I see you are wearing your famous plaid ribbon today. "Why, yes Patrick I am...I feel it is important to look your best no matter where you are going."
And how do you always look so good Cody? "Well Patrick, I have found that if you just get caught up in the sheets when your Mom is going to Plainview to see your Momdy, then your Momdy will take you for a ride in the washing machine. People, speak of bungy jumping, but I guarantee you Patrick there is nothing like a ride through the washing machine, and then a round or two in the dryer to make sure you don't mold." Well ladies and gents you heard it hear first if you wanna stay clean...just wash. So Cody, anything new exciting happening in your neck of the woods. "Well, I did have a new neighbor move onto the bed with me." Really, who's that?
"A really insocialable gal...We call her cow. She doesn't talk much, she hasn't really done a lot of the neighbor hood, she just kinda lays there. But to each his own...Right Patrick?" Definantly Cody. So any big plans for today? "No Patrick, I think I am just going to lay on the bed like I do everyday, maybe go see the chicken on the other pillow, but other than that gonna be a slow day for me." Well Cody I would like to thank you for coming in, we really appreciate you talking to us today. I hope you have a great one and we will have to have you back on the show. "Well, thank you Patrick, have your people call my people...We'll do lunch. Love you P-dog." Love you too, Cody! Well ladies and gentleman, please give another round of applause to Chachi and His Good Times One Man Hamster Band. Until next time I am your host Patrick dog and I say good day to you! ~Patrick blows a kiss to the audience.~
posted by Baby Gator @ 8:30 AM
12 Comments:
I did think that Cody enjoyed his day at the spa. Also, a little downy helped keep the static down.
Loving the new drug set!! I never heard back from Patrick when I sent fan jerky stick fan mail. Is he already too snooty for us?
Chachi believes in just saying NO! He did have a cardboard addiction there for a while, but after days in rehab he is better. He has a new drum set...not drug set. And Patrick is currently working on sending out autographed pictures of himself to all of his fans, wih personal thank you notes for all care packages.
Well, Patrick is behind and I meant DRUMS not DRUGS. Though, to a rodent, I guess even cheese would be a drug.
Hey lets clear one thing up right now...Chachi is a valuable member of our family, he is not and I repeat is NOT a rodent. Maybe he is just bigly challenged. Oh thats right I said bigly.
r-o-d-e-n-t
NO MA'AM!!! He is a VALUABLE part of the family. V-A-L-U-A-B-L-E
C-A-T F-O-O-D
(loved the show!)
CHACHI IS NOT CATFOOD!!! You take that back! That is not very nice, but Patrick sure was jealous of Chachi's new drum set...lol
I don't know anyone with a reptile. Maybe we could take the show on the road. Do like a nation wide tour. That would be awesome, maybe see some animals we have never seen before. Perhaps a Yak, or an anteater, or a emu. That would be cool.
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Yeah...um...not real sure who put an informercial on my blog or during the Patrick Show, but please don't. Thats not very nice. Um, I think Chachi might be out "sick" if we did a reptile show. Not sure but probably. Wonder who the in house band would be?!?
Do taht and I will think of some questions that Patrick could ask him/her. lol.
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